"Awesome, I'll take one!"
Okay, where are you parked?
"The bike out front."
"....Do you have a way to carry it?..."
I go out to meet them at my bike. It's being carried on a cart. The lady looks at my Mundo and says "I'll need to get some help."
The thing is huge! I finally ask the right question. "How much does that weigh?"
"Sixty pounds." (Yikes! I hadn't anticipated it to be that big...)
What i actually say: "Oh. My kids weigh more than that."
The chickens are thrilled! I'm going to need to do this more often!